After some preliminary struggles (learning the hard way that plastic carboys are not pressure-rated, for example), Kelly’s final design was a used, $35 beer keg filled with saline and modified to allow her to pump in nitrogen gas to achieve an optimal injection pressure. So inflating the marine mammal members required creativity. “We’re not talking hand-sized - we’re talking arm-sized, depending on the species,” Orbach added (“We did a killer whale, which was bigger than the table”). The cetacean dongs were “another matter altogether.” “Most of what I have done are really small - armadillos, rats and mice, voles and other small things - where you just have to have a little syringe and a teeny bit of pressure and you get your erect morphology very quickly,” Kelly explained. Then they brought on Kelly for her penile inflation expertise. Orbach turned to Brennan, a genital expert at Mount Holyoke College known for her work on ducks (and their terrifying penises ), and together, with a caulking gun and silicone, they created models called ‘endocasts’ of vaginas from Orbach’s collection of 140 frozen marine mammal genitalia (all collected from animals that died of natural causes). That meant to understand the animals’ vaginas, she needed their corresponding penises to see how they fit together during intercourse. “But as I started dissecting more and more reproductive tracts and looking at this amazing level of vaginal variability which had never been documented before, I realized this probably somehow coevolved with the penis,” said Orbach. She already knew that marine mammal vaginas are far more complex than anyone has given them credit for - lots of labyrinthine pockets, folds, and twists, which Orbach suspects may help females control paternity. Orbach, a postdoctoral fellow at Dalhousie University and research associate at Mount Holyoke College, had the vaginas ready. The goal: make the first 3-D CT scans of simulated intercourse of any marine mammal species using real, post-mortem genitalia - scans that were just published in a paper in Proceedings of the Royal Society B.
“They have what’s called a ‘fibroelastic’ penis,” she explained, which means their penile tissue contains “ a lot of collagen, and it makes the penis, even when flaccid, very stiff and less extensible.”įinding a way around this hard problem is a large part of why Dara Orbach and Patricia Brennan brought Kelly on to the project. “It’s actually a real challenge to artificially inflate cetacean penises,” she told me. Yes, the size makes things difficult - it takes a lot more saline to fill a large penis than a small one - but it’s more than that. But whale and dolphin penises are a lot tougher - quite literally. Like most mammals, human penises are mostly fleshy, with lots of vascular space for blood to flow into to make the flaccid structure rigid with turgor pressure. Reinflating human penises postmortem is a relatively trivial feat, says Diane Kelly, a research assistant professor at University of Massachusetts and penis inflation expert. The user ends the comment by suggesting people sell dolphin pussy jelly as a form of suicide by orgasm (shown below).Perhaps the hardest part about studying marine mammal reproductive anatomy using organs collected from deceased animals is that they can’t get an erection the easy way. The jelly had the same effect on the primate but worked too well, and the monkey had a heart attack from cumming too much. On April 14th, 2020, Redditor u/Dabber_danny posted a screenshot to /r/WIDRT (Wish I Didn't Read That) of a Facebook comment by a censored user describing how female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make male dolphins "cum over and over and over." The user goes on to deem this secretion "dolphin pussy jelly," and says that scientists once rubbed it on a primate's penis to observe the effects. The page is a troll, and there is no evidence to support the claim that female dolphins secrete a chemical like this.
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On March 11th, 2014, Redditor u/_apprentice_ made a post to /r/todayilearned sharing a namsla.wikidot page for "Dolphin Vagina," created on June 18th, 2009, claiming that female bottlenose dolphins "secrete an organic chemical while mating that allows a male to orgasm for as long as the penis remains within the vaginal tract, resulting in multiple continuous ejaculations." The page then goes into detail about how to mate with a dolphin.
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